Simplistic Bullshit....writers block retarded, excessive boredom, oh crap...

The New Year. ( and the return of Amityboy)

2009-07-29T18:31:00.003+05:30

Sitting down in my car that morning i had no idea what i was in store for. I started the car and turned towards the main road from my house. As my luck would have it, it had been raining that night and in my way i saw this large chunk of dirty, slimy green debree... ok so it was just a fallen tree... so i spun the car around, while a bunch of other idiots who decided to stand there and look pretty until the tree was cleared cuz they were too lazy to do anything, stood there. I drove around the colony down the other side to come onto the parallel (or is it parrallel) road for the main road and to my utter surpise saw that there was a jam. As i looked on ahead onto the main road i could see that nothing was moving, the cars just stood there as though they had been paralyzed or frozen, knowing what was going on around them but unable to move a muscle to do anything about it. So i decided to cut through the colony and take the service lane exit out. As i reached it i saw the same horrors. All those cars and buses just frozen there. Standing, watching, so still like those terrecotta warriors. I spun around only to be faced by a bunch of cars trying to get out and squeeze into the mix of already thousands of cars on the street. I drove through like a mad man, trying to reach the market before it was too late. As i turned at the market traffic lights i realised that it was only the cars on that street which didnt move, as if suspended in time and no one else seemed to notice. What diabolical sceme was this?! I drove straight, straight down the road blowing past all the cars and scootys that got in my way, going around ansal plaza via gargi just so i could get back onto the BRT so i could reach moolchand flyover and drive away to noida. I reached halfway down the road only to be stopped short by the evil traffic jam that had creeped its way so far beyond the line. I inched slowly and steadyly down to the brt, trying to avoid the typical delhi drivers who think squeezing through every gap they can find will help them get through the jam faster, every driver who believed that he or she could avoid the jam by cutting in front of all the others, every driver who thought that he or she was in more of a rush as the guy they just tried to cut across. After what seemed like weeks (25 minutes actually) i reached the end of the road, turned hopeing to find the light, the path that would freely and smoothly take me where i needed to. But alas, it wasnt so. Again stopped short by the very bluelines and dtc busses i had sworn to avoid, by the very models of cars i had just dodged, the jam i had just thwarted. I was once again stuck, but now all i needed was a hundred metres and i was home free. I rejoiced as managed to make the turn sooner than i had expected, but as i did i feared my joy was in vain. There in front of me was a (quote) massive monster mama jam (unquote-Jack Black) trying to squeeze through a gap meant for 2 cars at a time. But no, Luck was on my side this time (for once) and i managed to get through without breaking a sweat. Ha! Piece of cake. I thought. Smooth sailing from there to college, why i drove no hands on the dnd and laughed at the poor suckers stuck at the other side of the road for miles and miles around me. But how was i to know what dissappointment fate had in store for me, how was i to know that this was nothing but the calm before the storm. (insert favourite such saying here if you want). As i reached college i was happy to know that my usual parking spot was availible. Overjoyed i reversed into the empty slot next to a mercedes and an accord. An ugly gold ford ikon between two cars like that. Well atleast it added some colour to their poor black and black lives, i said to myself. I walked taking all my documents with me, looking forward to a fruitful day of reregistration, going home and a nice long nap. As i walked in to campus a pleasant surprise, my block was air conditioned. Wow!!! This is cool. I mean literally, its like 45 degrees outside this was like bliss. I went to my teachers to submit the remaining documents only to find out that i had been duped. Some Villains nefarious plot had them make additional forms for us to fill for submission and once we did that only then would we be re registered into college.

Another day of torturing driving through the tormented streets of New Delhi only to reach this hell hole know to the unlucky select few as College. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

And then to find out there might be a dress code. No long hair, no pierced ears, no jeans, shorts, t-shirts etc etc. Shirts Pants Ties Suits only. The horror the horror!!!!

I Would not stand for this, once again it was time to (in the words of Barney Stinson, i think its stinson, could someone check that for me) SUIT UP!

Amityboy was back for another year at college. Oh how he loates the college, the vicious money making factory of students. A place with no love, no hope, no faith and worst of all almost no trees. Oh the agony, all those cars coming in and no trees to compensate.

The evil hordes of teachers who live to torment and torture the innocent (and not so innocent) souls of the students who came there with a dream for a good education, turning them into zombies, brainwashed by the uncommon teaching tactics make specifically to bore student into submission, so that they bunk and get short attendance, so that they dont pay attention and they fail their papers. So that the college can make a shit load more money! Those vile evil ******************.

But this year we shall not fall to them. This time we will not fail, we will attend our classes, we will not sleep, or oversleep as the case may be. We will defeat them! Amityboy has returned, noidas most insane, inane, intolerable, annoying and practically unknown superhero.

sheer and simple boredumb!!!

2008-09-16T19:31:00.002+05:30

ok so im really bored! as if dealing with with life in general wasnt enough, my college is getting worse and worse everyday. And i didnt even think that was possible!! So we just got news that we may be merging the degree with amity university, meaning we wont be affiliated to meerut univ anymore. I mean thats a good thing right?! getting your own degree and not being affiliated with a govt. college!!! Not if amity is supposedly blacklisted in a bunch of univs abroad! i mean how are we going to do an LLM there is they dont recognise the degree! that would be pretty embarassing dontcha think?! rethorical question dont answer that.

So anyway the 4 of us (us being me, medi, G, and Bharat) are planning a trip down to Gokarna on october. Should be killer. G just got back from a 2 week vacation from down south and getting himself a new girl friend, who he does not want to screw up the relationship with as he puts it 'three fucked up relationships would be......(better left unsaid if you catch my drift)... As for me i'm still single lol, but wtf man! i know mera kuch nahi hone waala!!! pommie was trying to set me up with some friend of his (or his girlsfriends{whos name she doesnt like being mintioned here[or so i heard]}) lol, so anyway getting away would be good. As it is im leaving for mumbai on thursday. catching my flight to the states from there with my cousin! goin of to NYC and Stamford CT for a holiday to meet the family! im glad i need out of this city. My life is just crappy here i mean maybe this is just a bad year for me! But whatever it is i guess i should be able to get through i mean ive been through everything else as it is!

so apart from that no news is good news right! oh and did i mention if we do manage to get the switch in degrees at college we'll go from having 5 subs a sem to 15 subs a sem! so we are officially and royally screwed!! yowch! Im outta here on thursday! so that means i miss the freshers party which is on that day! he he like i care!

so seeing that im outta here soon i guess the next post will come when:-

im bored (most likely)
something really exciting happens (dont sit there gaping it could happen)
i get a new girlfriend(lol yes i have seen myself in a mirror i know its tough)
i get a groundbreaking idea(hmmm that has been known to happen...rarely)
i invent something(yeah sure)
i win a nobel prize or an emmy or an oscar or a grammy or an mtv music award(wtf???)
i get magical powers and transform into a superhero
i learn to dance(people whove seen me dance will probably laugh at this)
i get a new girlfriend(oh wait did i write that already, heellllppp)
i have nothing to do and im staring at a computer screen for no reason(very very likely)

so thats all the random idiotic irritating and full of crap stuff i can think of right now. if you hav any ideas leave a comment and ill be sure to put it up...if i remember im supposed to put it up that is!

Stuck outside Agni!! Useless bloody place

2008-08-17T11:50:00.002+05:30

How many of you have actually waited hours and hours outside a club, waiting to get in when all the rest of your friends or the group have gotten in!!!! Yeah you, you and even you, yes the guy in the back pretending your too cool to read blogs.... Well i just did that last night. You see a friend of ours has come back from singapore (read previous post) and planned a get together at Agni in the park hotel at CP (connaught place for those not from around here). Well as the case would have it me and Pommie aka Pavneet, were on curfew, cuz obviously our folks were tired of our partying ways and chose to start keeping us in line. Brilliant huh? So we were not asked but "ordered" as Tanvi put it to be there, entry would be free, it would be good fun etc etc...see now we couldnt take all that much money from out folks cuz we had already been usin so much already. lol. Back to the point though..i believe we were to get into the club by 10 at the latest 10.30, but as our luck would have it there were complications and everyone else got in by 11-11.30, but the brilliance was that we three( me, pommie and karan{friend of pommie}) didnt get in...we then waited till like 12.15 and finally left. All of us fairly angry with the fact that, IF ITS NOT A SURE SHOT THING THAT YOUR GOING TO GET INTO A BAR THEN DONT GO THERE, whenever we go we know were gonna get in. Which is why we were trying to change the location of the place to F Bar at the Ashoka cuz we knew people there and we knew we would get in!!! lol Karan was right when he said this is something were going to remember for the rest of our lives. It has to be the most anooying thing ever. We go where we know the owners which is why we can have the place closed down for private parties, which is what pommie did for his birthday at the glass lounge. See now that was still fun...if only there were more women though..Poor sumedha, thats his girlfriend, im sure was thoughroughly bored....but such is life....

So anyway next time Tanvi comes i think she should take our advice and plan the party where we tell her cuz we know we can get in no matter what! So tune in again for more news Different time Same channel...if they dont shut me down for writting bullshit that is....oh wait this is simplistic bullshit, ofcourse i can write it....lol....

Out of Sheer Boredom

2008-08-01T21:17:00.003+05:30

So i had 4 out of 7 papers in july, and as its tradition with Amity something had to go wrong. I mean first they were delayed till july and now three of them (2 normal and one back) got postponed. lol. And the dates are weird, i mean 1 on the 6th then the 7th and finally the last on the 27th. 20 whole days till the next paper, i mean how annoying is that. And in all probability the new session, which starts for the freshers on the 5th, starts for us (prospectively) on the 12th of frikkin september. As per my last post i have broken up with Aishwarya, and im pretty sure its for good. A bunch of friends are tryin to help me get over her. lol. Its not really a funny thing, but the whole scenario is really funny at my end.
I am also considering something Pommie (Pavneet Singh) said to me some time back. So he should be happy i'm takin it into consideration, although he would beg to differ and say i'm the one who should be happy.
Life apart from that is still pretty boring. A friend of mine is comin back from singapore, she was at toni and guy academy, so we are getting a small mirror and a chair under a nice tree where she can cut hair. lol alot of places have old fashioned barbers who sit under trees and cut peoples hair. Happens in alot of rural places in India too, even some parts of the bigger cities. Indians would get the joke.
Yes i know these newer posts arent nearly as interesting as the older ones, infact this one is probably downright boring. Im also reading a new book by a man called Neil Strauss called The Game. Its pretty good, im half way through the book and its already got me thinking, and really thinking, but its not something i choose to discuss. People should read the book. Its gives them a whole new look at life, it showed me a wider aspect of alot of things i already knew and then some. A must read for all geeky and nerdy guys.
anyway ive probably bored you enough with my rantings, so im not writin till i have something interesting to say.

A Much needed thing for me

2008-06-27T12:32:00.003+05:30

Silence isnt always bliss, i should know. Being silent about so many things for so long hasnt really helped me much. I'm not really sure why i decided to stay silent, let everyone else do the talking and just stand on the sidelines trying not to look troubled. May have made the others feel better, but me, not so much. I still feel like a nervous wreck sometimes. Dont really know why I didnt really open up or anything, i mean there are umpteen people i know i can talk to and who i know wont judge anything i say and will be there for me, i just dont know. Maybe its easier to write things down in places like these where people barely read stuff, (grin) i mean after the massive writers block i'm pretty sure i lost all my loyal fan following, that is if i had any. Its not like i get comments anymore is it!!?
The fact remains that i still have to deal with all these problems.
My taiji(my dads elder brothers wife) passed away last week, and i havnt been able to express how sad i am, i couldnt scream or cry, all i did was punch the wall. I didnt cry for days, and then i finally broke down. I still feel weird about it knowing that i was the one who helped carry that body, first from the mortuary to the house, then back down six flights of stairs to the herse and carrying the body to the crematorium where i actually helped put her onto the carrier which put her into the electric furnace. It was the first time i ever did something like this, and i was never close to guessing how unnerving it is. I dont know how i can live with the fact that it was my hands that helped put her in that furnace. It just hurts. As my mom and Bhua( dads sister) recall, as a kid i was really close to my tai, i once said, i dont have a tai, i have 2 moms.
I dont feel unto discussig my other problem anymore. Writing this down has taken alot.
But maybe writing about that will help me feel better about that too.
The fact that my girlfriend and i broke up a couple of days before my taiji passed away. Her reasons are understandable, but its still hard, added with everything thats going on with me right now, and i cant bring myself to tell her how exactly i feel because i know how I'll over react to everything going on around me. I just have to get through this whole thing.
That does make me feel better. I guess spilling, or atleast partially spilling your guts out in writting on a page people barely ever visit is a good thing, you can feel better about telling someone without actually worrying about anything it.

Exam-A-Mania is back!!! and then some

2008-04-14T13:13:00.003+05:30

Woohoo!!! Exam-A-Mania is back!! The two month long exam givin, retest givin, admit card recieving, long hours of crammin, high speed writin is back...and with a vengence.
As the upper sntence states, like last year my lovely college, The Amity Law School, Noida, which by the way is located on one floor of a building...the floor isnt even very big and we dont even have every class on the floor, which basically means that one batch is stuffed into one class...thats like 80+ kids a class....holy DPS style classrooms batman.
As i was saying....the exam season is back..."tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la"
We shall resume the two month long season of giving exams right after a 2 month long semester...hmmm some college education i'm getting. I probably would have been better of at Dyal Singh College, doing english...or even history. Well one good thing may be the new director. Yes! we have booted the great S.P Singh into oblivion...or so we thought....this new guy ( whos name i dont know by the way, the teachers refuse to tell us too) may actually be a good thing for the floor..oops sorry college. I mean we got an assignment, our first real assignment in two whole years. 5 case analysis and a 400 word essay on global warming and how we can combat it legally... kinda funny topic but its a start.
Now for some free advertising:-
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That ends todays segment of...FREE ADVERTISMENTS I SHOULD GET PAID FOR.
On a lighter note, whats up with china. I mean thay pick the perfect time to go and take over Tibet. Just when there about to have the Olympics. Idiots. I mean nobody approves except Hu and his boys. Free Tibet you overpopulated hell hole.....
oh i like the new show on MTV...Wassup the voice of youngistan...finally a good show...showin the news and views that actually concern us and not stupid as breaking news of koena mitras nose job...p.s it make her look like micheal jackson. oh goodie one more free ad. I hope that read this and pay me...lol....
So anyway dear readers, who i'm sure have stopped reading after my many month long hiatus (unfaithful buggers), thats all for now...tune in next time different bat time same bat channel.

This just in...

2008-01-19T10:13:00.000+05:30

ok...so we had a large chunk of the winters going back and forth from collage and home as usual...but who would hav thunk that we would have open book tests which would be counted in our internals...i think they were doin that so there wouldnt be a bunch of re tests and re re tests and re re re tests...HA! Fat chance of that not happening! This is Amity baby, We make it our duty to go through atleast two rounds of tests...lol...and as of now our external exams date sheet is tentatively set to arrive on the 12th of feb....

On the happier side, me and aishu have finished 5 months, making this my longest relationship....so yay us!!! lol.. and i am also going for the first show of the Somewhere Back in Time Iron Maiden world tour bay-bee....woo hoo.....Me happy.

Apart from all that life is pretty calm...its been officially 9 and a half months since i quit smoking....i sure hope no one from my family gets to this blog!! or i'm screwed...especially if one of my tattletale cousins get here....

So its 10 in the morning i got up at like 6 today..coulndt sleep and in a while Aishu called cuz she had woken up from a nightmare, shes been getting alot of then recently....So anybody know where i can get a Dream Catcher. She went back to sleep after talking to me, seemed much happier. :) see smiley face.

Now I am blank again...still suffering from bouts of writers block...cuz i cant seem to write any decent reports or poetry or anything...thankfully i can write all kinds of stuff here. I shall finish here before it begins to sound like gibberish.

First article out of writers block

2007-11-17T15:15:00.001+05:30

So its been a little over 10 months since i've actually written anything on this page. Even now as i'm trying to write something so that this blog doesnt get deleted because of no use, i'm unable to think of anything to write down. 10 months is not a short period to not write anything, i guess the term for that would be having writers block, as written in the heading of the blog page. Somebody help me!! A few ideas would be nice, its pretty tough when you have now clue what to write about. I tried writing some time back, well in june -july to be exact, due to the Amity exam festival that was going on. Multiple examinations back to back which basically left me only 3 weeks of summer vacations. Pissing off i know. College is a sad place. First they dont give us dates as to when the exams will take place and then when they do give us dates, they postpone or prepone the damn exams. Hence they 2 months of back to back internals and externals.

Hell they gave us our external exam admit cards one day before the exam. Hmmm now i dont know wht else to write maybe i can try and give a damn long account about the crap that they do...........

LOST....in the parking lot

2007-02-05T14:08:00.000+05:30

this little peice is long overdue...its an incident that happened a little while back involving two guys on the way back from CP in a hot pink (actually black, i just love troublin pranav bout this) scorpio, who decided to go to ansal plaza to chill out on a very uneventful day where we happened to be bored out of our minds.
So there we were, a free burger in hand which came from kfc cuz the guys put in the wrong order and i compromised, so he was nice enough to gimme a free burger. so the burger was just lying there on the dashboard, and i didnt feel like eatin it...but pranav was really tempted, but be was drivin so he couldnt eat it.
We were on the flyover in front of nehru stadium and we were wondering where to go and what to do...so i went lets go to ansals....seeing that we hadnt been there for a while.
So we down and we went to the first level parking.....
now comes the funny part........
We drove down to the first level parkin and started lookin for a place to park....i did spot a couple of places to park but pranav noticed a little too late...so we drove around and reached the end and took a right, cuz obviously we didnt wanna go out....so on takin a right we wound up where the scooter and bike parkin area was,
we reached the end of that and didnt know where to go. There was a ramp goin down to the second level parkin but it has arrows on the road pointin up not down.....and on top was a little sign sayin no entry.....but by the looks of it the ramp wasnt ever used....but still we tried to get the car turned around so we could go out the way we got into this predicament, when a parking attendent came up and told us to go down the ramp....
a little puzzled at first we decided to go down it cuz as far as we could tell there was no a car that came up had any way around all the two wheelers. We drove down the ramp and reached the lower level parking....and guess wht.....the great pranav singh takes another wrong turn.....instead of goin straight he took the left u turn...and we wound up at a dead end.....lol
then we revesed all the way back to the start of the ramp and turned the damn car around...which isnt easy being a cramped place cuz after all it is an suv....argh think about the problem in the scooter parking.....so anyway we get out of the jam and then DRIVE THE WRONG WAY in the hopes of piledriving any car which happened to be stupid enough to get in our way......no actually we didnt have much of a choice......luckly nothin happened cept we were both laughin our heads of at the end of the incident......i mean gettin lost at the ansal plaza parking probably hasnt happened since the damn thing opened and that was years ago......
so we learnt a lesson from all of this...never take a right turn at the end of the parking lot...it causes immense emotional laughter and mental hilarity....well depends on how bored u are at the time.

its been awhile.....

2007-01-07T20:08:00.000+05:30

Ok ok....so its been ages since i put up something....not that anybody cares ofcourse..but wht d fuck...since when has that ever bothered me....what does bother me is that i have my external exams at the end of the month, hopefully that is..they were originally supposed to be in december....ha ha....long live amity law....its weird....
oh before going any further....happy new year.....now im stumped...wht do i write, wht do i write...
imagine how bored i was today....so bored that i actually picked up my history books and started studin...ouch....why am i so bored???? simple...im very very saaaad..now dont go tell everyone that....itll really kill my rep man.....my sis left for school today...early mornin bus.....so theres no more hyperactive little munchkin runnin around the house pesterin my anymore...
thts enough to make any big brother (or sister) sad.....
so i got in touch wid vrish and chicken head today......
Vrish bhanu Singh Shekhawat, an excessively long name held by a not so excessively long guy...i mean tall.....not anything...well you know......
Chicken Head a.k.a chicken shit a.k.a murgi(chicken) a.k.a puk puk pukkakkkk is avinash pradhan...a total freak of nature...i do believe he has lost it....falls in love wid every second girls in sight...girls watch out...avinash dont read this.....and im still bored....most of DU have there exams tomorrow....so a bunch of my frends are gonna be tied up...but no biggie..ill be tied up to so its cool.....im goin to college tomorrow...at this point there wud normally be a question...why do you have to go to college dont you have holidays or sumthin...yes we hav holidays ...but since the externals are fairly close i think ill go to college for a bit and brush up on my political science n sociology n history and while im at it why not do my eco too...tht i cud really use..
so now im gonna stop....as i am in total pain from my workout today.....so move along now

Another day in the life of, well, Me

2006-12-12T20:45:00.001+05:30

"Life is either a comedy or a tragedy, it depends on what you do with it. If you just sit there and sulk your ass of then theres not much for it to do, but if you actually get up and laugh off all the shit that goes on nomatter how sad, then that makes life worth living"
As far as i know nobody said that, i kinda made it up on the spot. That is also kind of like an answer to something a friend of mine wrote saying why did such bad things happen to me and that what did i do to deserve them. Well thats an answer i will leave for another day.
Ofcourse the shit in italics is still in the rough so if you have anything to add to it or anything to touch it up or anything.....
So what else..hmmm...well im freezing my ass off while my sis and mom are sitting in front of the heater, its started getting really cold in delhi now. Which kinda sucks, and a friend of mine claims she looks like 'rudolph the red nosed reindeer' which i totally disagree with. Shes too cute to look like a reindeer, nomatter how sweet other people may think they look. I like winters, but in delhi theres just cold adn no snow....so that kinda sucks. But if there was snow then it would be way colder...which could screw up the already pissing of traffic scene here. Oh i drew a fairy, sounds like a sissy thing to do for a guy but im an artist first, lawyer later, mcuh much later....so im damn happy i think its a pretty good job for a second or third attempt at it...ill put up the pic here so that you can see it.
Was chilling with Pranav yesterday, its been a long time since we just chilled out like that, i should just chill out with friends some more instead of always making plans to go somewhere and by the end of the day end up completely wiped out, lying half dead on the bed.
Finally picked up some music from, im too lazy to download it myself. He has a massive collection so its much easier to just copy it off him. Which reminds me i gotta make a cd for Bhumika ar she is gonna kill me when she get back from nainital. (note: Pranave is my best bud from school, and Bhumika is a friend from college)
So i guess thats about it....ive written something....im happy...dont know why....but im happy.
so Ciao!!!

How her superman got her a superman...lol...

2006-12-07T20:33:00.000+05:30

Yesterday:
i was chatting with Jia and her nickname was and i quote "i want a superwoman shirt" note it said superwoman...now i hadnt ever heard of superwoman.....so i corrected her and sed its supergirl...so anyway i promised her if i sasw it anywhere i would get it for her....
Today:
I was driving down to CP(connought place for the non delhites incase u dont know) i had some work, there and in palika bazaar....so i decided to hunt around for the shirt...couldnt find it....called Jia and told her this, then went back into palika and went to a guy and asked him where i could find it, after much searching and runnig through a sea of crazy people around dvd shops, who im pretty sure where not there for movies rated pg13, i find it.....finally....now i can achieve redemption for not going to meet her on her birthday(a fact im very remorseful about, or am i just saying that so she feels better, no i actually am...i hope) and a couple of other things....so anyway i waltz into the shop(in reality i just walked, i dont dance) asked for the shirt, got it...then i asked for a small....and got it, it sed medium but looked like a small so i got it....drove down to gk caz i sed if i find it i'll drop it off......dropped it of was about to leave when she called and told me that she thought i was kidding about getting it for her...lol....at this point of time you should burst out laughing, cuz she was telling me she really wants it and thinks when i said i'll get it i was kiddin.
Apart from this the day way uneventful...oh yeah and i lost my way again...well took a wrong turn from cp and wound up near the high court...then from there i somehow managed to get into familier territory, although the high court will some become familier territory as well....if i graduate that it.
Now:
I'm sitting down and writting all these incidents for you....and debating where to go and party tonite ar just go crash at a friends place and chill.....i have all this new found free time that i dont know what to do with it. So inputs are welcome

Exams are over exams are over exams are over

2006-12-06T20:53:00.000+05:30

YES! YES! YES! (for those with a perverted mind, its not what your thinking) My exams are finally over...and with any luck i'm passing in all of them...well except eco..and i feel like killing my sister who ran away to goa on a college trip when she should have been home teaching me eco so that i could pass. Anyway, my exams are over adn i'm happy and enjoying every minute of my freedom.....WooHoo......So i went to see casino royale today....finally....good movie, loved it, loved the first chase scene...for those of you who havnt seen it...ur missing out on something, its really well done...people are right in saying that hes possibly the best Bond after Connery....well technically...since this is the first Bond story ever..shouldnt we be comparing Connery to Craig...i mean since so speaking Craig is the first Bond....you know.
So now that my exams are over i can chill out, party etc etc etc...and with the DU college fests up and coming its all the better....so what to do what to do.....im going to bombay in a few days, or to be politically correct..im going to mumbai...forgive my puncuations, but im just to lazy or to hyperactive to add them all right now.....
Political science man no freakin joke....killer paper....argh....but i'll pass (i hope) im definately flunking in eco....i hate it...argh its all Arora's fault...for those of you that dont know him...hes my teacher from school....He towers above mere mortals at a gigantic 5 feet.....with an ego the size of manhattan...and a temper to match his might midgetness....the bastard kept flunkin me 11th and 12th....it was like his daily dose of happiness when it came to flunking me. Here i was thinking i was done with eco..but i got one more semester of it..damn....but after that im finally done...thank God.
Now i'm gonna go party..see you in a few days........

The exams begin

2006-11-28T20:46:00.000+05:30

yay!!!! my exams have started...that means i'm goin on a holiday soon...i'm going to bombay(or to be politically correct, mumbai) well not that soon...So i've had my socio exam and nowi have english. At this moment people who know me would be like "no biggie, english is his fav subject. He never studied in school and got good grades, so whats the problem now." Ah see, theres the problem....this isnt school...this is college, not a bunch of goofy, silly little short stories...one big freakin story(called justice) some weird ass grammer stuff, which completely blows my mind and not in a good way, a reading paragraph and answering questions thing, some sentence fixing..errors and all, and finally hindi to english or english to hindi translation......yikes...hindi in an english paper...whats this country coming too.......
So anyway..i sat through most of today either watching TV or playing smackdown vs raw 2007 on my ps2...kickass game, but the controlling is totally different from the last games...but its really good...i mean you came try to find a better wrestling game and you never will (atleast not until the next installment from THQ) see free advertising....ha ha.....so i barely studied adn ill be doing the story 'justice' on the ride to college tomorrow.....cool huh...so it remains to be seen if i'm gonna pass or not.....oh and it also remains to be seen about sociology too...seeing i did 4 questions out of ten out of which we were supposed to do 5....filled with half sense and the other nonsense.....each friggin question was of 20 marks each......insane shit.....
so i request eacha and everyone of you to please please PLEASE...pray for tme that i get decent grades in my first sem internals...come on its the least you ca do.....right?????
.........dont answer that........

The origin of amityboy

2006-11-20T20:38:00.001+05:30

So here i was, staring blankly at my computer screen, trying to figure out a decent nickname for msn. I guess i was kinda bored of having something stupid like 'ducckkkyyy and pigggyyy' as one of my friends has. Kinda lame i know, but what can i do about it. For the last couple of weeks whenever i see her all she does is stare blankly at her phone and keep messaging somebody. She doesnt talk to anybody, well except a few people who she goes down to smoke with. Yes, she doesnt smoke with me, why cuz i smoke with a select bunch of people, well used to, now i just stand there and talk to them.....why??? cuz i quit and without withdrawal symptoms at that...and i'm lovin every minute of it.

oh, so back to the story.....
right, so i wanted a decent nickname and out of sheer frustration i typed in 'amityboy to the rescue' (for those of you who dont know i'm doin college at amity noida) and in the other box 'noidas newest most insane, inane and bored superhero'. Now why am i a superhero. Try spending a day in my class with the teachers and some of the people in that course....ofcourse if i name em they will most definately kill me....why cuz everybody loves to say that....then i'm pretty sure youll figure out why i'm the hero. So with that out of the way, I am gonna go eat dinner....im hungry.

simplistic bullshit...the beginning

2006-11-19T19:52:00.000+05:30

So i finally got fed up of writing poetry and having no one, and i mean no one...well almost.....so anyway, where was i, oh yeah...i got fed up of writing all of that stuff and gettin no feedback...but knowing all my friends, i probably wont get any back for this either...sucks doesnt it.

Another sad little peice of information.....my exams are coming up.....yes college fcuking(misspelt on purpose, i happen to like it this way) exams....argh...whats this world coming to. And as usual Anant Sagar has no freakin idea as to what the hell is going on in class...guess i'll have to count on the books......now its come down to reading textbooks, its school all over again. Now i should really start studing seriously, i mean they are in like what 8 days....ouch i'm so screwed. Somebody save me.

So ends my first post on my second (or is it third) blog.......what a way to end the day.