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Monday, February 05, 2007

LOST....in the parking lot

this little peice is long overdue...its an incident that happened a little while back involving two guys on the way back from CP in a hot pink (actually black, i just love troublin pranav bout this) scorpio, who decided to go to ansal plaza to chill out on a very uneventful day where we happened to be bored out of our minds.
So there we were, a free burger in hand which came from kfc cuz the guys put in the wrong order and i compromised, so he was nice enough to gimme a free burger. so the burger was just lying there on the dashboard, and i didnt feel like eatin it...but pranav was really tempted, but be was drivin so he couldnt eat it.
We were on the flyover in front of nehru stadium and we were wondering where to go and what to do...so i went lets go to ansals....seeing that we hadnt been there for a while.
So we down and we went to the first level parking.....
now comes the funny part........
We drove down to the first level parkin and started lookin for a place to park....i did spot a couple of places to park but pranav noticed a little too late...so we drove around and reached the end and took a right, cuz obviously we didnt wanna go out....so on takin a right we wound up where the scooter and bike parkin area was,
we reached the end of that and didnt know where to go. There was a ramp goin down to the second level parkin but it has arrows on the road pointin up not down.....and on top was a little sign sayin no entry.....but by the looks of it the ramp wasnt ever used....but still we tried to get the car turned around so we could go out the way we got into this predicament, when a parking attendent came up and told us to go down the ramp....
a little puzzled at first we decided to go down it cuz as far as we could tell there was no a car that came up had any way around all the two wheelers. We drove down the ramp and reached the lower level parking....and guess wht.....the great pranav singh takes another wrong turn.....instead of goin straight he took the left u turn...and we wound up at a dead end.....lol
then we revesed all the way back to the start of the ramp and turned the damn car around...which isnt easy being a cramped place cuz after all it is an suv....argh think about the problem in the scooter parking.....so anyway we get out of the jam and then DRIVE THE WRONG WAY in the hopes of piledriving any car which happened to be stupid enough to get in our way......no actually we didnt have much of a choice......luckly nothin happened cept we were both laughin our heads of at the end of the incident......i mean gettin lost at the ansal plaza parking probably hasnt happened since the damn thing opened and that was years ago......
so we learnt a lesson from all of this...never take a right turn at the end of the parking lot...it causes immense emotional laughter and mental hilarity....well depends on how bored u are at the time.

2 Comments:

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Silver Mist said...

Wow!! Now that is something that only you and your friend could manage to do.. Silly goof!
Anyway, hope you had tons of fun in the parking lot..

PS- Did you ever get to the Plaza??

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger That Girl said...

Haha, you're worse than me at directions it seems. And I couldn't have imagined that was possible.

 

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